Person: Hey Cleeo (Me)
Person: Go to Hell!
Cleeo: Been there, lived there, done that.
Person crushing on Cleeo: I'd go to Hell for you!
Cleeo: For how long?
Person crushing on Cleeo: As long as you'd like!
Cleeo: *opens a portal to Hell and grabs the person by their collar* Don't let my father eat 'cha!
Person crushing on Cleeo: Wait your father is Sa-
Cleeo: LUCIFER HOLY SHIT SATAN ISN'T THE ONLY GUY DOWN THERE *shoves the person into the portal* You're staying down there forever! If you want Satan's daughter you gotta see Joc (pronounced Joss) for that... *walks off* (She gets pissed when people forget Lucifer's existence)